Conquer, Oppress & Raze - Week 5 Preview

The Teeth won their last two games, defeating Big Island Sausage 162 - 98 and, in a torturous game that went down the final minutes of Monday Night Football, defeating the previously unbeaten 1MOR4ME, 114-106.  It was a costly win, as The Teeth lost wideout Andre Johnson to a knee injury for at least three weeks.  


Net result?  A four way tie for first, with The Teeth standing second.

Team	W	L	T	PCT	GB	Strk	Wks	PF	Back	PA
SpankYouVeryMuch	3	1	0	0.750	0	W2	1.5	552.0	0.0	474.0
Don Meinel's Teeth	3	1	0	0.750	0	W3	1	543.0	9.0	443.0
1MOR4ME	3	1	0	0.750	0	L1	1	518.0	34.0	400.0
Miller Lite	3	1	0	0.750	0	W3	0	418.0	134.0	343.0
Be A Man(ning)	2	2	0	0.500	1	W1	0	460.0	92.0	434.0
Mr. Cheerful	2	2	0	0.500	1	L1	0	456.0	96.0	444.0
da effbombs	2	2	0	0.500	1	W1	0.5	423.0	129.0	444.0
Terrible Teabaggers	2	2	0	0.500	1	L1	0	418.0	134.0	438.0
(Don's Favorite) Big Island Sausage	2	2	0	0.500	1	W1	0	399.0	153.0	468.0
G' lers	1	3	0	0.250	2	L3	0	381.0	171.0	473.0
The Only Dawn/Don That Matters	1	3	0	0.250	2	L3	0	380.0	172.0	497.0
Knuckle Dragging Troglodytes	0	4	0	0.000	3	L4	0	449.0	103.0	539.0
Standings Updated as of: 10/6/11 2:40 AM EST

Week 5 brings the first set of byes for NFL teams.  The Teeth's next opponent is Miller Lite, also 3-1, also riding a three game winning streak:

QB  Ben Roethlisberger

RB  Matt Forte

RB  Maurice Jones-Drew

WR  Brandon Lloyd

WR  Steve Smith

TE  Jared Cook

K  Rob Bironas

D/ST  Chargers

Barring any last minute trades, injuries, changes of heart, or overthinking, The Teeth will have Percey Harvin sub for Andre Johnson; they'll field a lineup of: 

QB  Matthew Stafford

RB  Ryan Mathews

RB  Darren Sproles

WR  Percy Harvin

WR  Calvin Johnson

TE  Rob Gronkowski

K  John Kasay

D/ST  49ers

Should be a good one.