Bacon. That is all.

Umami feels sorry for those whose diets, for whatever reasons of ethics, health, or pretension, do not allow them to enjoy the wonder that is bacon.  Their suffering must be immense, especially if, as this article relates, people are simply hardwired to want to eat it:   "Why Bacon is a Gateway Meat for Vegetarians."

Bacon.  At Bouchon.  What could be better?  Simple:  More Bacon!

Umami once cut out land-based meats (who knows why) from his diet.  He fought the good fight and might have made it, except that Bacon called in reinforcements . . . KFC.  Thus, ended a short, silly period in the life.  On to better times.  Green lights all the way!